Ever have one of those days... ... where life just corners you in the hallway, knocks your books out of your hands, steals your lunch money, shoves you in a locker, snaps your ass with a wet towel in gym class, writes your number on the bathroom wall, follows you home, busts your mailbox, kicks your dog, shaves your cat, shoots your parents with a crossbow, fucks your sister, exhumes and anally rapes your grandmother, puts a bag over your head, sticks you in a trunk, puts out lit cigarettes in your pubic hair, then leaves you naked on the side of the interstate covered in spermicide and hot dog relish?

Me neither... but Tuesday came damn fucking close.  ¶ 12:15 AM